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Try Not To Shit Yourself Reading This News: Taco Bell Might Start Serving Alcohol

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Try Not To Shit Yourself Reading This News  Taco Bell Might Start Serving Alcohol taco bell jpgWe’ve never been so nervous about shitting our pants while drunk than we were this morning when we found out the greatest, worst news ever: Taco Bell could start serving alcohol.

The taco palace probably put two and two together (Taco Bell only tastes good when you’re drunk) and decided the best way to keep customers happy is to serve them alcohol with their Cheesy Gordita Crunch Wraps.

Of course, not every Taco Bell location will get you liquored up, just yet. Just one location set to open in Wicker Park, Chicago has applied for a liquor license, according to Eater. However, if the chain succeeds, not only will it be the first ever to serve alcohol, but it will also set a precedent for Taco Bell’s to come.

According to Bustle, with booze, comes class. This new Taco Bell won’t be your normal, super super fast food eatery. Instead, this Doritos Locos Tacos-heaven will take on the challenge of being a little more, well, upscale than most Taco Bells. A Yum! Brands spokeswoman told Chicago Eater that the Wicker Park location will have a “completely new urban restaurant design.” We’re not really sure if that means they are just going to copy the inside of a Chipotle, but we’re excited to find out!

Taco Bell has considered offering alcohol at other locations before (like their upscale concept, U.S. Taco Co) but nothing has ever come to be finalized — or poured, if you will.

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