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12 More Raunchy Christmas Ornaments For Adult Christmas Trees

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Ever since we compiled that list of inappropriately sexual Christmas ornaments, we’ve been obsessively looking for more. This post is a big thank you to the freaky artists who realized what people really want in their holiday decor: snowman on snowman action and reindeer spreading their cheeks.

We found 12 new favorites that kind of put the last group to shame:

1) Mrs. Claus and Santa still got it! Their sex life is as spicy as ever. 12 More Raunchy Christmas Ornaments For Adult Christmas Trees Adult Christmas Ornaments20 640x778 jpg 2) Love that this angel has a slight bush. 12 More Raunchy Christmas Ornaments For Adult Christmas Trees Adult Christmas Ornaments02 640x757 jpg 3) This lady snowman is cold enough for a hat, scarf and gloves, but has her snowman nipples out. Not practical! 12 More Raunchy Christmas Ornaments For Adult Christmas Trees Adult Christmas Ornaments19 588x1024 jpg 4) Did someone model for this? 12 More Raunchy Christmas Ornaments For Adult Christmas Trees 6 410903 jpg 5) Cool shades, Santa. Is that a lump of coal in your pocket? 12 More Raunchy Christmas Ornaments For Adult Christmas Trees 8 410903 jpg 6) Santa Claus caught with his pants down. His cheeks are blushing like sugarplums as he hides his sugarplums with his hat.  12 More Raunchy Christmas Ornaments For Adult Christmas Trees 15 410903 jpg 7) This right here is what the holidays are all about: two snowman leather fetishists making love.  12 More Raunchy Christmas Ornaments For Adult Christmas Trees slide 266634 1820438 free jpg 8) Is this how reindeer actually bang? If so, this is more educational than raunchy. 12 More Raunchy Christmas Ornaments For Adult Christmas Trees 7 410903 jpg 9) The devil is in the details. 12 More Raunchy Christmas Ornaments For Adult Christmas Trees butt 410903 jpg 10) Honestly, the glitter makes these kind of tacky. 12 More Raunchy Christmas Ornaments For Adult Christmas Trees slide 266634 1819994 free jpg 11) A disembodied titty is like the eye of a giant squid. 12 More Raunchy Christmas Ornaments For Adult Christmas Trees nipple 410903 jpg12) These two were really craving each other. Santa didn’t even have time to take his pants off. 12 More Raunchy Christmas Ornaments For Adult Christmas Trees Adult Christmas Ornaments10 640x650 jpg

If you know where any of these items can be purchased, please let me know right away.

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