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The Kardashians Are Big Weirdos About Anal Sex

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Scott Disick seen leaving Project nightclubOn June 2, entertainment history's most irritating comedy of manners, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, returned to television. Were you all waiting feverishly for the return? I know I was curious about what the gang was up to! It's impossible to keep up with Kardashians when their show isn't on—they keep such a low profile.

During Sunday's premiere, the klassic Kardashian minutiae got a touch racier. The Kardashian klique was fixated on buttsex. Rob “the most boring and lame” Kardashian started it all by letting everyone know that he's put it(his penis) in two different butts. Obviously, professional handsome devil, Scott (it's weird that I'm obsessed with him) Disick's ears perked up–anal sex could be a new and fresh way to make the mother of his children uncomfortable!

Scott urges Kourtney to let him do it in her butt. He assumes Khloe and Lamar Odom probably do it in the butt all the time and he knows Rob does; as reality television's Patrick Bateman, no one is allowed to have anything he doesn't have. Kourtney, however, is “not a Backdoor Betty” and shoots him down. So, he shoots her this crude joke over text message:

“Knock knock, who's there?”

“It's my penis knocking on your back door.”

Kourtney then pulls a surprisingly cool move and tells Scott that she'll try it, but only if he does first. He dismisses the idea, saying it's “not a two way street” but then relents and tries to call her bluff. Their totally staged repartee turns to slapstick-farce when Kourt chases Scott around while wearing a purple sex toy(gifted to her by her sister Khloe) over her pajamas. After the chase scene, Disick says “I think I may have to become celibate” like he's never seen a fucking strap on before.

As despicable and annoying as the Kardashians are, it's positive to show sex toys on television and though Scott was not the best sport about it, to address that some straight guys like to be toyed with up there at all is somewhat progressive.

The Kardashians have been building their empire on the fetishization of the posterior. This anal sex theme just adds a new level to what they've already developed. Their ass-empire now has  Kim Kardashian's butt(possibly the most famous butt of all right now), the amazing shrinking and growing butts of their diet schemes, Kendall's modeling butt, and now their new butt territory–anal sex. Will they ever exhaust of butt themes?

Story via Huffington Post and US Weekly

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