Well Being

Get Thee to a Beauty Farm, Housewives: Flashback Friday

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Has anyone told you lately that you need a visit to the beauty farm? Well, you do. If you don't want to suffer from “such nightmarish afflictions” like double chins and crow's feet, that is. This fitness camp/spa hybrid has everything a modern woman could want: Giant poodles, a slimming couch (where “the fat is just beaten to death”), and, of course, liquids-only diets. Paradise does exist.