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7 Fictional Foods From Nickelodeon That Would Bring You A Delicious Death

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There comes a time in every person's life when you see some cartoon food and think, “I'd totally eat that.” If you grew up watching Nickelodeon like me, then there are definitely at least seven times you had a hankering for something two dimensional. One thing though: if these particular unreal meals were brought to life, they'd probably kill you. But for old time's sake, let's take a minute to imagine what a delicious death they'd bring.

1. Sugar Frosted Milk

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Ren & Stimpy was truly a pioneer in weirdness for kids cartoons, and is probably even more enjoyable as an adult. But anyone large or small could get behind Sugar Frosted Milk, and I'd definitely let my blood sugar rise to dangerous heights for a bowl of this stuff.