No Matter How Much You Love Chipotle, Having Sex On The Restaurant’s Roof Will Get You Arrested
No matter how excited you get about burrito bowls, don’t get too turned on—because having sex at a Chipotle could set you back $1,800. Oh, and get you arrested.
How do I know this? Well, one couple in Delaware was dumb enough to actually have sex on the roof of a Chipotle. And if that’s not bad enough, they didn’t even quit after police witnessed the act and told them to stop.
Around 9:40pm on Saturday evening, the couple was spotted getting busy on the roof—a not-so-secret location, if you take passersby, the open sky and the fact that the restaurant was still open for business into account. The police received multiple reports of the act, so I’m guessing the couple wasn’t too concerned with being spotted having sex in public.
Police arrived to the scene and ordered the duo to quit it (not hit it), but according to the report, the pair continued to get their freak on for another 15 to 20 seconds.
Maybe they were taking that time to strategize, because once the pair did stop, they bolted—straight to the male partner’s near by apartment, where they were later found and arrested.
So what is the price of love, exactly?
Well, for me it’s the price of a chicken burrito with extra guac (which, yes, I know is extra). But for these passionate lovebirds, it’s roughly the price of 257 burrito bowls, which is $3,600—each posted bail for $1,800.
In addition to forking over some major cash, the couple is also facing charges of Resisting Arrest, Lewdness, Indecent Exposure, Loitering and Conspiracy.
And while I hope you are all smarter than this, I hope we can find one common takeaway from this incident: If you’re feeling freaky, order in.
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