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Kristen Stewart And Ben Affleck Will Have Sex In Their Next Movie, But Probably Not In Real Life

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Remember that time Kristen Stewart hooked up with her Snow White and the Huntsman director Rupert Sanders while dating Robert Pattinson? You probably do because everyone's framing the rest of her career with that in mind.

For example, she's apparently in talks to star in Focus with Ben Affleck. Like many movies about adults, this movie involves sex. However unlike most movies about adults, everyone's now acting like Kristen Stewart can't have faux-sex with a  co-worker in a movie without wanting real sex with a co-worker  later. Believe it or not, she's not sexually attracted to every man she meets now.

I know, I know, your Idiot's Guide to Dealing with Homewreckers totally misled you.

However publications like In Touch are really getting into this “Kristen Stewart's powerful enough to seduce married men” story and it appears they'll be covering it in the most salacious way possible. Yesterday they published the magazine cover featured above with the caption, “she's moving on – to steamy sex scenes with Ben Affleck. Why Jennifer Garner should be very,very worried.”

And today they're giving us a rundown of the script and acting like it's on the level of Fifty Shades of Grey.

And the script reveals that there’s no shortage of steamy moments between the two characters. The role Kristen would play has a nude scene, and the lead characters have makeup sex after a huge fight In another racy scene, the script reads: “Looking up at the man in front of her, the young woman whispers, ‘Just kiss me.' He lowers his lips to hers, her back pressed against the hotel room door. After fumbling for the lock, the pair stumble through the hallway to the bedroom, never breaking their embrace. They fall onto the bed in a tangle of limbs.”

Sounds like a classic sex scene to me. Nothing out of the ordinary for a movie about a relationship.

(Also, side note, I hate the expression “a tangle of limbs” because it always sounds so painful. Can't people ever fall into bed in a passionate embrace?)

While Breaking Dawn 2 certainly didn't convince me that Kristen Stewart's the next Oscar-winning actress, I do believe that she's capable of being on a movie set without seducing every married man there. I really, really do.

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