Demi Moore Is Reportedly Grinding All Up On A New 26-Year-Old Man Child

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A year after her split from Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore has doubtlessly chewed up many a clueless cub with her big, feline tearing teeth and passed them out the other end to become one with the savanna once more. But we haven't actually heard about all of them, which is why her cougaring of yet one more apple-cheeked man child is being reported as “news.”

According to Page Six, the former Mrs. Kutcher is steppin' out with a new “boy toy” named Vito Schnabel, a 26-year-old New York art dealer. They apparently first revealed the relashe at the cocaine, foie gras, blood diamond, and appletini party Naomi Campbell threw for her billionaire BF Vladimir Doronin‘s 50th birthday in the South Asian colonies earlier this month. “They were dancing and grinding all over each other, openly, in front of other guests,” an underemployed Russian spy told the gossip page. The horror, the horror!

One might ask how a 26-year-old man child gets to be a successful art dealer, and I might say: because he is the son of star painter Julian Schnabel. But don't take my word for it, look at these pictures of him:

If that's not the face of a milk-fed scion of the NYC art masturbatorium, I don't know what is.

Good luck, you crazy kids!

(Via Page Six)

Photos: WENN