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Milla Jovovich

Whoa, Milla! Your dress must weigh a milla-ion pounds! That thick fabric and poufy skirt of this too-heavy-for-Cannes Louis Vuitton is just way too big for your svelte bod! Are you hiding something under there? Perhaps an elephant? What else could explain such an enormous snafu?

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