Pirate Blunder

Arrrrgh! Surely, we loves to talk in pirateese! But miladies, we don't fancy dressin' like one in the midst of March! Promise that you won't take after this buccaneer and wear pantaloons over ribbed white socks and clogs! And the Captain Cook-inspired red coat won't do you any good either. The only thing we wouldn't have minded seeing was a cute talking parrot! Would you travel the seven seas in such a state? Dish, now!

Rosie Posie NO-sie!