Zac Efron And Michelle Rodriguez Have Been Working At This Fakelationship Since 2011

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Michelle Rodriguez and Zac Efron vacationing together in Italy July 2014News just broke that Zac Efron and Michelle Rodriguez have supposedly been hooking up since 2011, and my goodness, does it smell like fakelationship in here, or is it just me?

We were confused enough when we found out that Zac and Michelle were not only friends, but actually vacationing together in Italy, so when pictures emerged of the two of them kissing, we were still too stunned to make real sense of it. I don't know about your office, but at ours it was mostly a lot of sputtering and sad scrolling through GIFs of Zac's abs.

But now that we've had a couple days to digest that information, and this new bombshell that they've supposedly been hooking up for three years, I'ma go ahead and call bullshit. I'll hear you out on the details, Hollywood Lifebut don't think for a second that that means I think these two actually swap fluids behind closed doors.

According to these new revelations, the two of them met at one of Michelle's parties in 2011, shortly after Zac ended his longtime relationship with Vanessa Hudgens, and they've been hooking up ever since. Supposedly.

“Whenever they’re together and both single, they hook up. They’re just having fun on vacation.”

Uh huh. Having fun convincing the press that they're together, collectively breaking the hearts of everyone who ever rooted for Michelle and Cara Delevingne to work out and for themselves to end up with Zac Efron. Well you can say goodbye to those dreams, because the internet wants us to believe that things are all fired up again.

“During The Rover after party, they hung out all night and really bonded with each other on a whole new level. They both had something to bond over. He was there for her breakup and she was there for his substance issues and that bond has turned romantic.”

Oh good. Bonding over a breakup and substance abuse issues, of which Michelle has some of her own! She was arrested for a DUI in 2006 after all, so this sounds super healthy on all accounts, and not at all fake! Definitely nobody's bearding for each other at all, and I can't wait for news to start leaking about them moving in together. Viva La Zachelle!

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