Sex On The Wire: Natalie Portman Continues To Not Wear Clothes

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Natalie Portman is still on her sex campaign  with No Strings Attached. Man, Oscar-bait much? (NYDN)

• Yup, a Spongebob Squarepants bikini kit. You know, for children! (The Gloss)

Kellan Lutz told us he's into brunettes, and now he's going out with one! (Celebuzz)

Hugh Hefner proposed to Crystal Harris with a Little Mermaid-themed music box. Get it? Because she's a child.(Betty Confidential)

• Long Island communion wafers: Now with more Hepatitis. (Gawker)