Kanye West Gave Kim Kardashian 150 Christmas Presents, but You Enjoy Those Socks You Got
It's time to put on Miley Cyrus' “My Sad Christmas Song,” because, unless you're Kim Kardashian, this next story is going to depress you. Kim's husband Kanye West apparently bought her 150 Christmas presents this year. Whether it's because all you got was a pair of socks and a DVD you already own five copies of, or because we live in a world where the Kardashians exist and give each other 150 presents for Christmas, I'm betting you're pretty sad right now.
According to Us Weekly, Kim revealed the haul in her family's weekly livestream on Sunday night. The gifts covered a whole wall in Kourtney Kardashian's home, and Kris Jenner's boyfriend Corey Gamble can apparently be heard saying it's “150 gifts and counting.” AND COUNTING. So it's probably even more than 150.
And I'm not talking 150 stocking stuffers from the dollar store. This is Kanye West we're talking about, so obviously the gifts included “a rainbow-hued fur coat, a Louis Vuitton dress, a Prada jumpsuit, and more.” Kim explained in the livestream that Kanye “sent his assistant to Italy and shopped via Skype.” I would actually pay money to witness that Skype call. Can there be an entire episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians next season called “Kanye Skype-Shops for Kim”?
Kim's mom Kris apparently called Kim “spoiled” during the video, and Kim replied, “I haven't shopped for myself in over six months. And Kanye has to deal with me every day.” I don't believe that first part for a second. And what does the second part even mean? Kanye has to deal with her every day, therefore he should buy her 150 presents? Does only getting 149 presents make her a cranky bitch all year? Shouldn't she be buying him presents to make up for having to deal with her?
I'm overanalyzing all of this, aren't I? Yep, that's what I thought. Merry Christmas!