Justin Bieber Has No Mercy, Threatens To Get Back Together With Selena Gomez

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Justin Bieber is a guest on The Ellen DeGeneres Show today. Yes, again. He’s been on the show so many times at this point, he should probably just start hosting it. Actually no, never mind, forget I said that. I don’t want him getting any more ideas. He’s already got enough terrifying ones in his arsenal, like for instance the idea that he and Selena Gomez might get back together someday. That’s my cue to hold out my arms and shout “NOOOOO!” Darth Vader style.

The Selena discussion starts with Ellen asking outright which songs on Bieber’s new album are about her. Instead of channeling Taylor Swift and playing coy about it, Bieber admits, with some assistance from Ellen, that those songs are “What Do You Mean?”, “Sorry,” and “Mark My Words.” The therapy session continues with the two of them talking about first love and remembering the good times, and yadda yadda yadda.

Then Ellen asks the big question, the one none of us want to hear the answer to so we can keep on believing that the national nightmare is over. She asks Justin whether or not he sees himself ever getting back together with Selena. WHY, ELLEN, WHY?! I know you like scaring people, but I thought those of us watching at home were safe from this terror! Below is how Justin responded. Read at your own risk.

“Um, maybe?  We have a lot of history together, and I am sure it could possibly happen.  I think we are both just on our own journeys and figuring ourselves out, and I think maybe once we figure ourselves out we can comeback and make an awesome duo or she finds someone awesome and I’ll find someone awesome. I just want her to be happy.”

I don’t know if I have it in me for another round of Jelena, guys. I’m comforting myself with the fact that this is just Bieber’s opinion, and Selena has the power to save the world from falling into darkness. But considering the past these two have, I don’t have high hopes. Quick! Get Selena and Nick Jonas together ASAP! Physically drag him away from Kate Hudson if you have to!

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