Let’s face it, we’ve all been through it. You matched with a guy on Tinder that seemed nice enough. You guys were having a totally normal conversation and then all of a sudden, an unwarranted d*ck pic (DP, for those of you not in the know) is shining on your screen. You didn’t ask for it, you didn't even want it and the conversation probably was headed nowhere near that direction, but still, there the DP lays. While shock and despair may first flood your mind, ultimately the reigning emotion has got to be confusion. Like, does he really think I'm going to ~get off~ to this poorly lit and awkwardly-angled photograph of his junk?
As you quickly set down your phone, rolling your eyes, you begin to think of your response. Listening to a feminist anthem, you hope to find some inspiration. It crosses your mind that you could just not respond at all, but how would the sender ever learn from his mistakes? You ultimately decide that you must respond to his tomfoolery and you've gotta do it ASAP.
Thank god for technology, there's a way you can respond with minimal effort that will still make a guy feel dumb as hell. Next time you receive an unwarranted DP, use one of these handpicked GIFs to get you out of your awkward situation and teach a man his lesson.
And you wanna know how we know that an unwarranted d*ck pic is clearly a gendered problem? Because "unwarranted boob pic" or "unwarranted vag pic" as a phrase doesn't even exist, but "unwarranted d*ck pic" just rolls off the tongue.
1. Chrissy Teigen
Chrissy Teigen really exemplifies what we all feel on the inside when receiving a random DP. It's almost as if she's screaming, "But why?!" in her brain.
2. Lucy Hale
Sometimes DP’s come from people that we’ve hardly even gotten to know. Who needs that? Definitely not Lucy Hale. And definitely not us.
3. Barbie Oh Shit
Sometimes, you’ve got to hurt them in their ego for hurting your eyes. This GIF will do just the trick. Be prepared, when a guy gets his fragile ego bruised he tends to get a little irrational.
4. Steve Harvey
Steve Harvey truly exemplifies that feeling when all of us are just so fed up with the bullsh*t. Find said picture and express yourself with this perfect GIF.
5. Erica Dixon
There are some times where a mere text cannot convey your level of disgust. This GIF of Love and Hip Hop Atlanta’s Erica Dixon does the trick.
6. Jess and Nick
Need a more comical way to get out of the DP situation? Use this GIF of Jess and Nick from New Girl to laugh about with your friends later on.
7. Michael Scott
Have you had just enough with unwarranted DPs being sent to your phone? This GIF of Michael Scott (AKA Steve Carrell) from The Office should really convey your message: that the sender should probably never try to contact you again and never send an unwarranted d*ck pic to anyone else.
8. Sign With Robert
Signs with Robert
Want to educate your sender just a bit? Use this GIF that not only displays how to sign the word small in ASL, but also might suggest to your sender that he is lacking in the ~nether region~. Oops!
9. Adventure Time
Sometimes you just have to let people know that you’re having none of that, just like this fox told Mrs. Cow on Adventure Time.
This GIF of Charlotte from Sex and the City pretty much is all of us when we open up a message thinking it's going to be a friendly, "Hi! How ya doin?" but it's actually a microscopically close-up pic of a f*cking penis. How dare they send that?
11. Big Sean
No words needed. Big Sean just gets it. Not going to lie, we probably wouldn't have been as mad about the whole situation if Big Sean was the sender in the first place.
12. Project Runway
Let’s face it. Some of us have received our fair share and can tell a good DP from a bad one. With lighting, angles, and resolution, there’s so much to consider when rating. If they’re all pretty off, feel free to rate his picture with this GIF. Bonus points if you give a letter grade and some constructive criticism i.e. "Docked 10 points because I did not ask to receive this."
13. James Corden
Very rarely is there an unwarranted DP that we can get behind, but if you’re thinking, “Not bad,” when looking at your most recent one, this GIF of James Corden should convey that.
14. Unamused Rihanna
Rihanna is pretty unamused in this GIF, just like you were when you opened the message. Roll up your window and LEAVE, girl!
15. Dr. Phil
This GIF is for those of you that are nice (or wildly sarcastic) but want the sender to understand that you’re not having it. Dr. Phil does a great job in doing that for you!
16. The Simpsons
Other times, you just have to be blunt with the sender and let them know what you really think: That they should keep their clothes on.
17. Leslie Knope
Amy Poehler really exhibits how totally done we all are with these DPs. This GIF not only shows the shock, but the sheer dread at the photo that many of us experience upon the receipt of an un-asked for, uncalled for photograph of a man's peen.
This truly exemplifies all we really want to say to the sender. Our life was truly perfect. Perhaps we had never dealt with a DP before or had forgotten the traumatic experience of the last one. Then the sender had to rock our worlds (and not in a good way), ruining our otherwise #perfect lives. JK, we've all got student loans but still! It was v rude!
19. Elaine Benes
Because honestly those of us who aren't lesbians know that this feeling is SO real when we get a d*ck pic from a rando.
19. White Guy Blinking
What better way to respond to an unwarranted DP than with a look of both confusion and shock?
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