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Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield Have Broken Up, This Is Really Getting Out of Hand

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'The Amazing Spider-Man 2' World PremiereI'm currently on my knees with my arms up shouting “NOOOOOO!” to the heavens. That's because, according to E! News, Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield have broken up. For real this time. They were rumored to have taken a break earlier this year. Either that or they just happened to be apart for work reasons. It wasn't very clear, but the important part was that they were back together. But they've apparently been broken up for a couple of months now.

E!'s source says, “There is definitely still love for each other there. They remain close and are on good terms.” I can totally see that being true, although it would be nice if they remained on good terms as a couple. They've been towards the top of my list of favorites for a long time now, and I just can't believe it's over. To borrow a few wise words from Tyra Banks, I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU, EMMANDREW! WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU! HOW DARE YOU? I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE YELLED AT A COUPLE LIKE THIS!

But I should probably stop yelling, partly because it might disturb the neighbors and partly because this split might not even be Emma and/or Andrew's fault. As you've probably noticed by now, something is happening in Hollywood recently. The couples are dropping like very attractive flies. This apparent curse doesn't care if you're married or dating or how long you've been together or how many kids you have. It kills at will. First it seemed like just a summer phenomenon, like maybe the higher temperatures were driving people crazy. But now it's moving into fall, and I worry that by New Year's Day every famous couple in existence will have been annihilated.

How do we stop this? It's one thing to tear apart Ben and Jen — we were expecting that — but it's another to take Emma and Andrew from us. What monster is responsible for this?! Show yourself!

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