Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Are Officially Married, This Is Not A Drill

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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie attending The Normal Heart premiere May 2014 Brangelina

Break out your breaking news party hats, because it finally happened, everybody! Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, better known as the single very attractive entity Brangelina, are now officially married after nine years as a couple, six children together, and two years of engagement. A spokesperson for the couple has even confirmed it and everything. Before we all start to complain about the fact that they didn't invite us to the ceremony (what nerve), let's go over the details we have at the moment, shall we?

The Associated Press tweeted this morning that the wedding took place this past Saturday in France, because where else would it take place?

So it looks like you can finally rest easy knowing that when you accidentally slip up and use the words “husband” and “wife” and “marriage” and “the old ball and chain” and “Mr. and Mrs.” when referring to them, you won't be wrong anymore! And the person you're talking to won't snap back, “You know they're not actually married, right? They're just engaged with six children together. Get it right! Ugh, you're such a disappointment.” SPOILER ALERT: That person you're talking to is me. I'm that person.

People magazine also confirmed the news with various sources, and added that the children were present for the festivities. No word yet on if they went through with the kids' paintball theme. I'm betting they didn't, but you never know!

Anyway, congrats to the newlyweds! And now I'll close with this ancient celebrity proverb: Your move, Jennifer Aniston.

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