Basically Bunny Ears
Uh, are you still using a TV set that your grandparents used back in the day? And speaking of grandparents, you know as much about Gossip Girl as they do, but you don't care. Kudos to you for having better things to do and caring more about real life than reality TV, but it's ok to tune in every once in awhile to stay up on the latest trends, ya know. Your first stop: Hollywood is Like High School With Money! Promise, you'll love it.