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Ariana Grande’s NSFW Joke About Pete Davidson’s ~Size~ Is Hilarious

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We’re still trying to absorb the fact that Ariana Grande is already engaged to Pete Davidson, but despite all the changes in her life lately, it sounds like Ariana herself hasn’t changed at all — at least, not where her sense of humor is concerned. As Perez Hilton pointed out, Ariana joked about Pete’s ~peen~ on Twitter, and honestly, it’s pretty hilarious.

It all started when a fan tweeted Ariana, asking her how long Pete was — but instead of Pete, she meant “Pete,” the interlude that’s included on the tracklisting of Ariana’s upcoming album, Sweetener. But apparently, Ari couldn’t let the opportunity for a dirty joke go by, and although her tweet has since been deleted, we’re going to remember it forever.

Here’s the fan’s tweet:


To which Ariana replied, “like 10 inches?…. oh f*ck … I mean … like a lil over a minute.”

Obviously, after that, fans (including the one she replied to) completely lost it, but at some point, Ariana deleted that hilarious tweet (probably trying to avoid someone taking it the wrong way). But fortunately, there are tons of screenshots circulating out there. We see you, Ariana. And we like it.

First of all, thanks for the information. We’ll keep that filed away on the off chance that we ever actually need to know how big Pete Davidson’s D is. Second of all, we now know that the “Pete” interlude is just over a minute long, which isn’t nearly enough time for her to explain (in lyrics, of course) how this relationship and engagement came to be, which is what we’ve been hoping for ever since we found out that the interlude was a thing.

This has to be an absolutely wild time in Ariana’s life — getting engaged (especially when your relationship has moved so quickly) is obviously a huge deal for everyone, and she’s releasing a new album on top of it. Then add the fact that everyone (okay, us included) is losing their minds about this relationship and wants to know the details? It’s stressing us out just thinking about it, so good for her for cracking jokes and replying to so many fans on Twitter when she has the facts.

We had our doubts at first, but now that Pete has officially confirmed the engagement and Ariana seems so happy, we’re hopping on board. Now, we just need this “Pete” interlude, and maybe it’ll fill in at least some of the blanks in that minute-long mini song.

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