WTF Press Release Of The Day (For Swingers Only)

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Sometimes at Crushable we receive awesomely bad press releases. Here is one of them, courtesy of an all-inclusive swingers’ retreat sponsored by (which looks very MySpace-meets-iVillage):

Move Over Mr. Roarke and Tattoo; There are new Sheriffs in Town!

Washington D.C. – March 23th, 2010 – LoveVoodoo Travel puts a new spin “Fantasy Island’

Todd and Elena Crawford, owners of adult dating site and adult travel agency LoveVoodoo Travel, are certainly no Mr. Roarke and Tattoo, but they have the “Fantasy” part right. LoveVoodoo takes on adult travel from a new angle. Where most travel agencies sell vacation packages and resorts, LoveVoodoo Travel sells “Events”.  Each event is created to target a specific niche adult market.  All of LoveVoodoo’s events are held at the infamous Hedonism II resort located in Negril Jamaica.  There will be 4 LoveVoodoo events in 2010. LoveVoodoo Loco ( is a Latin themed event featuring food and entertainment from a different Latin country each night. Big On The Beach ( is an event for plus sized couples and singles looking to party. Colorful Fantasies ( is an event to help couples and singles from different racial backgrounds fulfill there wildest fantasies. LoveVoodoo Fest ( is LoveVodooo Travel’s original event and is targeted at the “Swingers” community. This is considered to be one of the largest events for Swingers in the world and is the largest event at Hedonism II each year.

If you are not familiar with Hedonism resorts. They are one of the wildest, most uninhibited places on the planet, where almost anything goes. They are also part of the Super All Inclusive SuperClubs chain of resorts. Everything is included. Transportation to and from the airport, food, drinks and activities – snorkeling, trapeze, windsailing and boat rides are all free of charge. SuperClubs even has a 100% “no tipping” policy. In addition to all of the Hedonism II and LoveVoodoo activities during the week, LoveVoodoo has just announced that they are adding a beautiful pool side Cocktail party to start the event, and Beach Party with all you can eat lobster, Caribbean entertainment, and bon fire Friday night to end the event.

For more information on having LoveVoodoo fulfill your fantasies  go to