19 Wacky Unicorn Products You Won’t Believe Are Real
2. Unicorn Snot Glitter Gel
What's so great about unicorn boogers and mucus is that it's all made of glitter and happy thoughts. Now you can relive your bad childlike habits like, you know, playing with snot, but with something much cooler and much more sanitary. It's translucent in color once applied and has a very light pleasant scent like unicorn's breath. Perfect when you want to channel your inner stripper but keep your clothes on.
Get it for $9.99 on Amazon.com and it's on Prime so whaddup two-day shipping!