The Daily WTF: Dave Eggers Shower Curtain

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Showering too boring for you? Not enough literary stimulation going on? Then hop on over to Dave Eggers‘ merch site for his quarterly publication The Thing and pick up this wordy shower curtain. It's basically sentient.

Here's the problem with this shower curtain, however: No longer can you blissfully belt out Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus songs while you soap up because your curtain will totally judge you. You've got to recite Keats and shit, or at the very least, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius.

(via BuzzFeed)