Suri Cruise Met Hillary Clinton, Probably To Get Tips On Running For President

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Hillary Clinton has really been making the rounds with Hollywood’s biggest stars to drum up support for her 2016 presidential campaign. First she took the world’s worst selfie with Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, before moving on to Amy Poehler and the Broad City girls. Now she’s hobnobbing with arguably the biggest star of them all — 9-year-old Suri Cruise.

According to Us Weekly, yesterday Suri’s mom Katie Holmes took her to meet Hillary Clinton and her daughter Chelsea Clinton at a family-friendly fundraiser in New York City. (Or rather, Suri took her there, because I think it’s safe to say Suri calls the shots in that relationship.) Katie posted a photo of the four ladies on Instagram, writing, “Mothers and daughters. #wearewithhillary,” along with a heart emoji, because what caption is complete without one, am I right?

It doesn’t take a genius to figure out what the topic of conversation was during this meeting. Obviously Suri grilled Hillary for tips on running for president. Because if there’s any celebrity child out there who’s most likely to run for President of the United States (or alien dictator, depending on how much influence her dad Tom Cruise has had on her), it’s Suri.

Katie herself called Suri “very organized” when she told Ellen about her “very detailed” Christmas list last year, which included a puppy. Then she went on to nearly have a panic attack because apparently “you cannot miss any item on that list” OR ELSE.

Suri clearly knows how to get what she wants, and she’s not afraid to slap you if she doesn’t get it. She’ll command that oval office like a pro, and she’ll have the perfect hair bows and kitten heels to wear while she does it. Unless her style evolves past that by the time she’s old enough to be president. You never know.

Start making up your #SURI2044 signs now, my friends. This is happening.

(Photo: Instagram)