Suggested Chapter Titles for Bristol Palin’s Upcoming Memoir

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This is just what literate Americans needed. On the heels of Jesse James announcing he's writing a tell-all, Bristol Palin, Sarah Palin‘s 20-year-old daughter who infamously became a teen mom while Sarah was running for Vice President, announces she's writing one, as well. According to the New York Times, Bristol has a book deal with William Morrow, an imprint of HarperCollins. The book is titled Not Afraid of Life and is due to come out this summer. Of the book, Morrow says, “Bristol gives readers an intimate behind-the-scenes look at her life for the first time, from growing up in Alaska to coming of age amid the media and political frenzy surrounding her mother's political rise; from becoming a single mother while still a teenager to coping as her relationship with her baby's father crumbled publicly — not once, but twice.”

I thought Bristol might be a little busy, what with raising a baby and all, so I decided to help her out and gently suggest some chapter titles I felt would be appropriate:

  • “Growing Up Palin: What it was Like to Sleep under a Blanket with a Boar's Head Still Attached as a Baby”
  • “How a Little Game of ‘Just the Tip' Turned into ‘Just the First Eighteen Years (At Least)'”
  • “You're Running for WHAT?! How John McCain Asked My Mom to Run”
  • “‘But Look at Lorelai Gilmore!' Breaking the News to Your Parents That You are a Pregnant Teen”
  • “Saving Face: How My Mom Bulled Levi Johnston into Proposing to Me”
  • “It Looked Like More Fun on Teen Mom‘: Raising a Baby as a Single Teen Mom”
  • ” Levi + Kathy Griffin Forever?!?!”
  • “The Logical Reason I Was Tapped for Dancing with the Stars
  • “Sarah Palin's Alaska: The S#!t They Should've Shown!”