Kim Kardashian Shared a Photo of Saint’s Hand, So Jimmy Kimmel Pitched a Reality Show for It
It's been a month since Kim Kardashian gave birth to her son Saint West, so it's about time we start seeing some photos. This week Kim shared one on her Instagram page, but this is Kim Kardashian we're talking about, so of course she only showed us his hand. You know she's gonna show us this baby section by section until we've collected all the pieces and have to put it together like a jigsaw puzzle to know what he looks like. But we won't get a prize for completing it, because Kim will tell us just seeing her baby is prize enough. Or something.
Obviously, the first photo of such a talked-about baby is big news for the late night shows to jump on, and luckily Jimmy Kimmel wasted no time joking about it on his show last night, even going so far as to predict E!'s new reality show about all of Saint's hand's adventures. It's called Saint's Hand Takes the Hamptons, and it features everything you'd expect from a Kardashian family reality show, including sunbathing on yachts, partying with models, and launching its own fashion line just like its daddy, Kanye West's hand.
As the narrator explains, it's as boring as it sounds, “but you'll watch any piece of garbage tangentially connected to the Kardashian family.” It's sad but true. I love tangential Kardashian garbage. It's my favorite kind of garbage. And you know that this show would be followed up by a spin-off called Saint's Thumb Takes St. Barts, followed by another spin-off called Saint's Thumb Nail Takes Palm Beach. And I'd totally watch those too. How did it come to this? I used to be a human being with thoughts and ideas. We're living in a dystopian novel, my friends. It's just like Rebels: City of Indra by Kendall and Kylie Jenner…'s ghost writer.