Questionable Choices: We Must Stop the Monkeytail Beard!
There's a new trend in facial hair and it's this half-beard wraparound thing called the monkeytail (for self-evident reasons). There are ten documented cases of terrible razor-related decision making over at Geekologie, and feel it's our duty, as women with access to an audience, to cut this thing off at the pass. Who's with us? Good.
Now chant it: “Kill the monkeytail! Kill the monkeytail!”
(h/t Tara Ariano)