Possible New Names for the Kardashian/OPI Nail Polish Collection Colors

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The Sisters Kardashian have teamed up with nail polish brand OPI for a special line of Kardashian Kolors. They, of course, have cutesy names inspired by Khloe, Kim, Kourtney, and co, like “Kim-pletely in Love” and “Sealed with a Kris.” Might I offer a few more suggestions?

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