Mila Kunis And Ashton Kutcher Are Having A Baby, And It’s Already Rumored To Be Stupidly Beautiful

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After hearing rumors for months and months and then some more months, E! confirmed tonight that Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are expecting a baby sometime within the next nine months. While you’d probably love to get some more details on the pregnancy so you can figure out if the baby shower fits into your busy schedule, there aren’t any at the moment. Not a single one.

Which means that E! might want to consider investing in a source who knows that you have to eavesdrop for more than 30 seconds to get the juicy deets. Such as how far along is Mila Kunis? And did she get pregnant to spite Demi Moore after Demi warned Mila to never, ever marry Ashton because he’s the worst? Also, while we’re on the topic of Demi Moore, will Mila attempt to outdo names like Rumer or Girl Scout Cookie or Forrest River or Gossup or whatever those kids are called?

Or will she just name the child “Baby Model” since we already know the kid’s going to be stupidly beautiful. I mean, say what you want about Ashton Kutcher (and I have), but the guy’s very good looking. And Mila? Well, she’s a smokeshow….and I want it on the record that I’ve never used that phrase in my life before this very moment. But Mila seemed like a good reason to start throwing it around.

Seriously, between this fetus and ScarJo’s fetus, the world’s about to be a much more beautiful place.