Crush Links: The Mystery Of Khloe Kardashian’s Father May Be Solved Using Her Nose

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Duck Dynasty patriarch Phil Robertson thinks men should take teenage wives. Because 20-year-old brides are just ancient. (HLN TV)

• R.I.P., Uncle Phil. (Bustle)

• Having your 9-year-old daughter get a nose job is crazy, even if you are Kris Jenner and are trying to cover up a cheating scandal involving Khloe Kardashian's biological father. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Beyonce did something wrong in 2013?! Bey's “XO” and more controversial music samples. (Flavorwire)

Lizzie McGuire Kate Middleton, you are an outfit repeater! (The Stir)

• Relationship status: It's Complicated, with New York City. (The Frisky)

• “Let Me Blow Ya Mind” singer Eve is engaged! (ET Online)

• To remind us all that she used to have us convinced she could act, Katie Holmes is pushing for a Dawson's Creek reunion. (Hollywood Hiccups)

• Absolutely ridiculous Amazon product reviews that I hope the users made intentionally ridiculous intentionally or I'm scared for humanity. (Pop Hangover)

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