The Kardashian Christmas Card Only Features The Kids, Because The Adults Can’t Get It Together

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I don’t know about you, but my most cherished Christmas tradition isn’t trimming the tree or baking cookies or spending time with family. It’s seeing the Kardashian family’s annual Christmas card. After the WTF attack that was their 2013 card, last year they didn’t release one — not even with everyone Photoshopped in from different places. I held out hope that maybe we’d get one for 2015, but my Christmas wish didn’t look like it was going to come true.

Then the unthinkable happened! Yesterday, just in time for Christmas Eve, Kim Kardashian shared the above photo on Instagram, captioning it “CHRISTMAS CARD 2015: ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE.” As you can see, the only family members present in the photo are the children — North West, Penelope Disick, Mason Disick and Reign Disick. Newborn Saint West isn’t included, even though he has the most Christmassy name of all the kids. Ironically, none of the people included in this year’s Kardashian Christmas card are even named Kardashian. WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO?

It’s really very telling that the only people in this family who were able to be in the same room at the same time for this photo to be taken were the children. They’re the only ones who can get their shit together, unlike all the adults in the family. According to E! News, “This year, especially the last couple months, was so hectic that it was hard to arrange a full family shoot. Showing the kids alone seemed like the perfect thing to do.”

HollywoodLife’s source gets a little more specific, explaining “Kris was trying to arrange the shoot back at the beginning of November. Kim was still pregnant and Scott and Kourtney were barely speaking, he was in rehab at the time.” They add that Kris and Caitlyn were working through things, but Kris wasn’t ready to pose with her ex. They don’t even mention Rob, because who’s that?

(Photo: Instagram)