Jaden Smith And Penelope Disick Hanging Out Proves Kris Jenner’s Gone Too Far With The Fakelationships
How many non-Kardashians stop by the Kardashian household(s) on a day-to-day basis? Is there just a constant stream of publicity stunt candidates moving in and out for Kris Jenner to interview/train/kidnap? I especially want to know why Jaden Smith is always around instead of at his own house being Willow's spotter when she does her daily hair-whipping exercises. I guess you could say it's because he and Kylie Jenner are BFFs and possibly also BF/GF. But this new photo of Jaden hanging out with Kourtney Kardashian's baby daughter Penelope Disick has me worried.
Over the weekend Khloe Kardashian posted a photo of herself caught between Jaden and Penelope as they engaged in an intense staring contest. In fact, that's pretty much exactly how she captioned it: “That awkward moment when you realize you're in the middle of a major stare down between Jaden and P. #Awwwwkward.” It would seem even Khloe is aware that Kris Jenner has simply gone too far with these fakelationships. Because obviously that's the only explanation we have for this arrangement. Now that Hendall is no more (RIP), Kris needs a new project. And when a Kardashian lady (that also includes a Disick one) is photographed hanging out with a young male celebrity, the fakelationship alarms start going off. They're the kind of alarms that only paranoid celebrity bloggers can hear. Don't feel bad that you didn't hear them.
What you're seeing above is probably the moment Jaden Smith realized he'd been set up to literally rob the cradle. Meanwhile, Penelope Disick is in the middle of realizing her grandmother has finally outdone herself when it comes to being a crazy person. It's only a matter of time before Penelope grabs North West, puts together one of those blanket sacks on the end of a stick, and sets out to find somewhere new to live. She better hurry up and get out of there. If I know the look Jaden's giving her in that photo, he might be trying to imprint on her. Run away, Penelope!