The First Photo Of Baby Hazel Krasinski Will Make Your Ovaries Grow Three Sizes

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Hope you saved room for dessert today. Because after seeing this photo of Hazel Krasinski, you're going to want to eat her right up. Onesie and all. Just kidding. Do you know how many calories are in a onesie? The summer is days away and my bikini body is about 15 articles in Self away from being ready. So for today, I'll just eat the baby. Dressing on the side.

Even though Emily Blunt gave birth to baby Hazel many, many moons ago, this is the first time we're getting a glimpse at her. While we assumed that genetics would have its way with Hazel and make her cute, we didn't know she would be this cute. If she's this adorbs now, just wait until she starts speaking in a British accent and making a Jim Halpert face. I'm already jealous of how many more likes on photos she'll get than me. In fact, she's already beating me. The last time I posted a photo of myself with a pacifier, I got no likes and just a lot of concerned messages.

What makes this photo even more precious is that John Krasinski shared it on Twitter for us to gawk at all day long. So you don't have to worry about feeling guilty about staring. No paps made money off of this baby. In fact, John makes it clear that was his goal with his tweet. No one uses the hashtag #NoKidsPolicy if they're not making a statement. Well,  it's either that, or John's trying to get Hazel a play date with Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard's daughter, Lincoln. Either way, enjoy!