Crushable’s Guide To The 2012 SuperBowl

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This Sunday is SuperBowl XXLVI. In the words of the Insane Clown Posse:  Roman Numerals. How do those work?

They work like this: It is SuperBowl 46.

For football fans, this is very exciting. For the rest of us, it is the one time a year when we have to pretend to care about football. And conveniently for us, between the commercials and snacks, you really don't have to spend much time even watching the game. However! If you are going to attend one of the many SuperBowl parties happening this weekend, chances that you may find two football fans blocking your route to the 7-layer dip.

That's why we are here to help. Click through to find our guide to the proper commentary to get you out of any confusing conversational battles that might ensue on Sunday.

These are designed to make you look moderately knowledgeable without encouraging any actual conversation about football.  Simply deploy one of these comments and follow up with the most important statement to be made on Sunday:

“Yo. Pass the chicken wings.”