Crushable Presents: A Printable Gwyneth Paltrow From Contagion Halloween Mask

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Okay, so you're an adult and you're trying to come up with a Halloween costume for Saturday's party. You've already thrown out the “sexy something” direction, because, dignity, so now you're left with two options: you could go spooky or you could go topical. But Crushable's here to say, why choose?

Why choose between terrifying and culturally relevant when you can have both with this disease-ridden Gwyneth Paltrow from Contagion mask? How better to toe the line between the dead and the living? Mark my words, this is going to be the costume of the year.

Want a way to be an even spookier zombie Gwyneth? When the kids ring your doorbell Halloween night, fill their bags with kale.