Crush Links: While You Were Pretending To Care About The Superbowl…

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Justin Timberlake kind of called Britney Spears a bitch during his New Orleans Superbowl party concert… We think? (Have U Heard)

• So Britney Spears is sad, and is taking solace in her newfound faith– Scientology. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

• Meanwhile, mothers were clutching their pearls and shielding their childrens' eyes from these oh-so crass adverts. (The Stir)

• And Katie Holmes refused to leave her house, so she caught every minute of the game! Better than interacting with human males, because they're all like Tom Cruise. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Lady Gaga watched the festivities from her tour trailer, accompanied by the pink pubic-haired mannequin requested in her rider. (Celeb Buzz)

• But Justin Bieber missed everything, because he was passed out after drinking that liquid heroin stuff called Sizzrup.  (Hollywood Hiccups)