Crush Links: Genuine Imitation Britney Spears, Like The Real Thing Only…More Vacant.

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• Will dark-haired bitches please stop stealing the men in Jennifer Aniston's life? (CelebDirtyLaundry)

• How could Jeremy Renner and his baby blues be invisible to Hollywood for so long? (Celebuzz)

Teen Mom once again reinforces my positive lifestyle choices. (TheStir)

• Will Las Vegas be the reason that Britney Spears 2.0  short-circuits? (HollywoodHiccups)

• Mila Kunis admits she wants to get kinkier…for the big screen. (HaveUHeard) 

J-Lo, just because you have secret meetings with your alien ex-husband, doesn't mean we'll care about your new movie. (CelebDirtyLaundry) 

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