Crush Links: Here’s Hoping The Mayans Were Wrong (And That Rihanna Actually Is Single)

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•Would you believe that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes had a “sex reunion?” Me neither. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Rihanna‘s new Instagram pics (that belong to Instagram? Don't belong to Instagram? DOES ANYONE UNDERSTAND THE NEW TERMS OF SERVICE?) definitely mean she's single. Or that she likes taking Instagram pics. (Celeb Buzz)

Claire Danes and Hugh Dancy‘s baby is happy and healthy (and a boy, not just a “human”)… but is his name a subtle tribute to Gossip Girl? Probably not, but one can dream. (Us Weekly)

•Are Simon Cowell and Carmen Electra a thing for real or is she just prepping the media for her new line of strip tease videos? (Have U Heard)

•Pregnancy doesn't have to make you frumpy, especially not when your Hugh Heffner‘s ex girlfriend. (The Stir)

•While I don't know if this Avril Lavigne “baby bump” is real, the skeleton hoodie she's wearing certainly is. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Justin Bieber getting accused of animal abuse and neglect by the California Hamster Association is the funniest thing I've heard all morning. (Hollywood Hiccups)

Renee Zellweger is as happy with her man as Bridget Jones is with ice cream. (Lainey Gossip)

Zooey Deschanel isn't only cute and adorable and quirky and cute, she can also influence at least 8 good pieces of advice. (Gurl)