Crush Links: Congrats J-Biebs! You Touched A Boob!

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• Oh look, Kris Jenner is exploiting her personal life for her fame whoredom, she will never cease to surprise me. (CelebDirtyLaundry)

• Amy Poehler will be writing her first book to be released in 2014. I will allow time for your brain to explode into awesomeness. (Celebuzz)

•  Teen Mom's latest “It” Couple: a reminder that true love is only a matter of ratings. (The Stir)

• Harry Styles forgets that Taylor Swift used to sob through every Sarah Mclachlan commercial, sees her cleavage again and is determined to win her back (Hollywood Hiccups)

Justin Bieber has just been weened off of breast milk, no wonder he has latched himself on to an underaged girl's boob. (HaveUHeard)

• Neither rain, nor sleet, nor snow will stop Daniel Craig from looking damn sexy. (Lainey Gossip)

• Kim Kardashian will destroy you. Just ask Kris Humphries' family. (CelebDirtyLaundry)

(Aaron Gilbert/