Bad Lip Reading’s Version Of Twilight: Eclipse Will Make You Laugh Yourself Immortal

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Kristen Stewart as Bella punching Taylor Lautner as Jacob in Twilight Eclipse GIF(via)

The internet heroes over at Bad Lip Reading have finally released another video, this time for Twilight Saga: Eclipse, the third movie in the franchise, and I'm not exaggerating when I say that watching it will make you laugh yourself into immortality. You'll laugh so hard that you'll wake up a vampire and have to rename yourself something stupid like Renalbert. (Okay so I might be exaggerating a little, but just barely.)

In case you're not familiar with Bad Lip Reading, the first thing you need to do is get out of here and never come back again, because you're no longer welcome. Kidding! But only barely. The deal with BLR is they take clips of popular movies, music videos, sporting events, or political speeches and redub them with different words. Essentially any recognizable piece of video, they make it into a hilarious collection of nonsense words that I'll drop almost anything to watch as soon as they come out. (Exceptions include: babies, cake, Chipotle, and like, if I was disarming an important bomb or something.)

But anyway like I said, they've returned to Twilight for this video, which seems to be one of their favorites, probably because they have such great voices for Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, and Taylor Lautner. And also because everyone in the cast does such weird things with their faces all the time. It's such a gift to our collective pop culture. Take a look, and particularly enjoy the song that comes out of nowhere at the end and any time Jacob honks in someone's face.

I can't take it. I really can't. When I watch these at work, my joy-bugles call way too much attention to me. But this is the joy you bring me, humans of Bad Lip Reading! So stop making me wait so long in between! (Please?)