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The Vampire Is Just Not Into You

by Vlad Mezrich

Are you crushing on a vampire? Would you kill to be his object of affection? Have you ever wondered if he's staring at you because he's into you or your blood?

Your vampire's ridiculously good looks and century-old manners would definitely impress your parents, but the question is, is he interested? His mysterious nature is so hard to gauge. One day he's totally sniffing around you and the next you can feel his cold stares burning a hole in your back. Is he playing hard to get or is he just not that into you? Let the undead love doc help. This Vampire is Just Not That Into You will help you dig deep into the world of vamps and help you get the vampire of your dreams through quizzes, real life testimonials, language analysis and charts. Find out if you're really his (blood) type.

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