Zooey Deschanel Is Pregnant With What’s Sure To Be A Little Bundle Of Quirk

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Better start curating those baby shower Pinterest boards, friends, because resident adorkable Queen of Quirk Zooey Deschanel is pregnant with her first child!

Word on the street is that she and her boyfriend, Jacob Pechenik, are set to welcome to baby this summer. Zooey told People Magazine,

“Jacob and I are over the moon. We are so excited to meet our little one.”

This baby is going to be the luckiest baby in the world. Can you even imagine? Every day it’ll get to hang out on the New Girl set (maybe they’ll work her pregnancy on to the show?), it’ll have Max Greenfield and Jake Johnson for babysitters (baby-Schmidt-er?), and it’ll have perfect hipster glasses, a vintage ’50s wardrobe, and pristine nail art manicures by the time it’s six months old. And no, I’m not just assuming it’s a girl. She’ll probably do that if she has a son, too. You know it’s true.

Let’s speculate on names, shall we? Well, in light of the recent Blake Lively/Ryan Reynolds baby’s relatively normal name, Zooey will definitely want to top that. I feel like, if it’s a girl, she’ll go with something along the lines of Gertrude or Chrysanthemum, and if it’s a boy, she’ll go with Rex, or maybe Tristan. Something exotic. Or maybe just Joe or Sally or something like that, because weird names might just be too ~*mainstream*~ for her, ya know?

Bring on the adorka-baby!

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