Zayn Malik Is No Harry Styles Since He Failed To Get A Girl In A Relationship To Sleep With Him
Zayn Malik learned the hard way that just because fellow One Direction bandmate Harry Styles can convince married women to cheat on their husbands, doesn't mean that he has that power too.
I guess it's about more than just being in the world's most popular boy band. While I can't put my finger on exactly why Harry Styles manages to woo married women to ditch their husbands for a night, I can guess it has something to do with this hair.
Last night at the Olympics closing ceremony performance Zayn Malik had his security/PR team ask one of the dancers for her number. You know, so he could take her aside personally and explain what makes her beautiful. And then have sex with her.
But get out your first aid kits out because we have a burn on our hands.
She said no. Not only did she say no, but she said she's in a committed relationship with her boyfriend and after 3 years together she wasn't going to cheat on him. Not even with Zayn Malik. A man who's probably seen Harry Styles naked.
Sorry Zayn buddy. Your curls just aren't curly enough to woo women away from their committments.
Best of luck next Olympics though! Until then, you'll always have Niall Horan, Louis Tomlinson and Liam Payne. Maybe between the four of you, you can figure out how to capture Harry's magic. Or at least get his leftover married ladies.
(Photo: Pacific Coast News)