Zac Efron And His Abs Would Really Like You To Come See His New Movie

By  | 

Zac Efron shirtless for Neighbors trailer September 2013In case you're not doing anything round about May of next year, Zac Efron and his abs would really like you to come see his movie Neighbors. “What's that?” you squeal excitedly, “Zac Efron's abs know my name and care about what I do?” Yeah that's right, friend. You're just the kind of gal that Zac's abs take a shine to, although no, he doesn't quite know your name.

But you have that twinkle in your eye, that spring in your step; you look like you'd enjoy a movie about a nice man played by Seth Rogen who moves into a house with his new wife, played by Rose Byrne, and their baby, played by a baby, only to find out that a raging frat boy lives next door and is determined to party like it's 1999, even though that's totally not what babies want to fall asleep to.

And lucky for you, that movie I just described totally exists! And since I know you don't want to let Zac's abs down right when they were starting to gain faith in you, I'm guessing you're about to watch this promo for Neighbors right now. Like right this very minute.

See, don't you feel better, now that you got some face time in with Zac's lovely lady lumps? I don't know how he manages to do it, but doesn't he always look like he's coming from some dirtbike rally or something? Just like…an appropriate level of grunginess to his hair, and a glowiness to his skin like he sweated in the pursuit of something masculine. I don't know, guys, I just write this stuff. I don't come up with it. My brain does that.

Anyway, as I'm sure you noticed, unless you were blinded by the bright rays of light reflecting off of Zac's stomach muscles, that promo was just a teaser for the full, restricted trailer, which you can find in all its glory below.

Neighbors will be released May 9th, 2013, and also stars Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Lisa Kudrow, Dave Franco, and Jake Johnson, but fingers crossed that it's just a montage of Zefron shirtless scenes while he keeps his pretty little mouth shut. A girl (and Seth Rogen) can dream.