Zac Efron Claims He Is A Fan Of Sex In The Kitchen, Every Woman Cordially Invites Him Over for Dinner

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Get ready to furiously search for recipes online because Zac Efron just announced he is a fan of sex in the kitchen. Get out of those pajamas, brush your hair and put down that spoonful of peanut butter because tonight you have dinner plans! We know Zac has said he is down for sex on the first date but this is even more exciting.

Zac sat down with his That Awkward Moment costars, Michael B. Jordan and Miles Teller in an interactive Q&A about dating, how to ask a girl how she is and all that good stuff. Questions included how to text girls you're hooking up with, if they ever send sexts and, of course, their favorite rooms to have sex in.

“I personally am a huge fan of the kitchen table.”

Oh is that so, Zachary? Well I don't think you realize exactly what you have gotten yourself into. Remember that scene in Harry Potter and The Sorcerer's Stone when Harry's letters from Hogwarts fly in through every crevice in the Dursely's house? The letter storm circles Harry as he jumps up on the couch and finally catches one. Well that is exactly what is about to happen to you, Mr. Efron. Can you hear that? That's the sound of every woman in the country dusting off her apron and heating the oven up to 350 degrees.

P.S. Zac, I formally invite you to my home for a home cooked meal in my tiny kitchen. I am very good at serving macaroni and cheese, salad or any number of stale tortilla chips. Please RSVP as soon as you possibly can.

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