Oh This? Just Zac Efron And Michelle Rodriguez Having A Dance-Hangout In Italy

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Zac Efron and Michelle Rodriguez hanging out at Eden Roc during Cannes Film Festival May 2012

Um, just found this picture of them hanging out at Cannes in 2012, so this opens up a whole new can of worms.

You know what new celebrity friendship is totally normal? Zac Efron and Michelle Rodriguez. Strikes me as zero percent random and doesn't make my head spin around at all. Oh wait. The opposite of all that.

Somehow these two became acquainted with each other — how, I couldn't begin to tell you — and their friendship is apparently so advanced at this point that they're actually vacationing together. WHAT IS THIS WORLD. At first I thought maybe they just ran into each other in Italy and hit it off, because I couldn't think of another reason that they'd have been photographed in each others' company so often, but now I seriously think they went over there together, as incredibly odd as that sounds.

Because at this point they're like, appearing in Instagram videos together! And not just any videos — these are costumed, choreographed dances with props, and they're filmed in a studio. WHERE ARE YOU GUYS AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING. Just check out this Instagram video of their most recent number and be baffled right alongside me.

Whaaaat? Whyyyyy? Zac, you didn't pick Michelle as your new girlfriend, right? Because she's recently opened up about what she likes to do with her vagina, and the answer is only ‘penises' some of the time, so you guys should just make sure you've clarified that.

I feel like if celebrities are gonna start up friendships that don't seem obvious to me, they should provide some kind of hall pass that gives me all the details of how they met and where and why and what they talk about and have they ever fallen asleep gossiping under the stars and wouldn't it be funny if there was a crossover movie between the High School Musical franchise and the Fast and Furious franchise?

Oh to be a fly on the wall of their Italian villa. It's all I want, guys.

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