You Guys, Check Out Jared Leto’s Giant Penis

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Jared Leto‘s visual pun of making a yardstick his penis is impossibly clever. Almost too clever, really. Like, he should probably be abducted by the government, studied, then clone to create a race of very clever super people.

Or maybe that's just the plot of the next 30 Seconds to Mars concept album. This photo was taken (quite obviously) by Terry Richardson, and we see that in addition to a yardstick penis, Jared also has grown a mullet. Yep, it's short in front and long in back. How long in back? If only there were some way to measure that….

(via Terry's Diary)