Video: Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘Country Song’ Now With A Country Song!

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God, it must have been so embarrassing when Gwyneth Paltrow realized that being married to rock musician Chris Martin didn’t somehow magically transferred his powers of crooning to her, after she had already signed on to star in a terrible musical. It must have be doubly embarrassing when that movie, Duets, tanked.
So it’s really weird that Miss Goop has decided to give it another go as a country singer in her upcoming film, the aptly titled Country Song, for which she has just released the first music video.

I’m not a huge fan of country music, but they deserve better than a bourgeois Gorgonzola-munching princess thinking it’s cute to try out their funny little ditties in between trips to Venice and giving her children names they will grow to hate her for.