Check Out The Trailer For Veep Season 2, With Absolutely No Q-Tips Or Chest-Spooging

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Veep GIF 4The trailer for the second season of Veep has been released, and I am relieved to say that it doesn't appear to contain even a single instance of someone puncturing their eardrum with a q-tip or taking a spooge on someone's chest. After two months of Girls, I didn't even realize how ready I was for a non-controversial, purely funny show with a main character who isn't writing herself. Not that I don't enjoy Girls…but I don't really enjoy Girls. Which is I guess why I watch it every week even though Crushable doesn't require me to recap it. Sigh.

Veep GIF 6But anyway! Julia Louis-Dreyfus returns as Selina Meyer, the vice president of the United States, with an image problem and a (sometimes) dedicated team to combat said problem. It also stars Anna Chlumsky, Tony Hale, Matt Walsh, and Reid Scott, none of whom every have terrible sex with each other while also inexplicably pulling splinters out of their ass and counting to eight. Well, actually, I think Anna and Reid's characters Amy and Dan may in fact have had terrible sex last season, but it was mostly off-screen, and at least the splinter part holds true.

Veep GIF 2The closest thing we get to a cumshot is Selina calling Jonah a ‘jolly green jizz-face', and I couldn't be happier knowing that my Sunday nights with HBO will no longer be spent with my hands over my face. Veep returns on April 14th and airs every Sunday at 10:00pm until it doesn't anymore.

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