Here Are The Top Secret Valentine’s Day Cards That Celebs Wrote To Each Other This Year

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In a bout of crack journalism, I've unearthed the secret Valentine's Day cards that celebrities use to keep their famous relationships new and crisp — just like their potential divorce papers. My longest committed relationship has been to my Netflix account, and we're working on our intimacy issues, so I applaud anyone who knows how to hold their relationship together. Especially celebrities, who all tend to be completely insane.

Good job celebrities for making it work! Also, thanks for sharing your secret love letters with us. They're so very insightful for us normals.