There Is Now an Actual Pinot Noir Wine From Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt’s Tituss Burgess

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It's been stuck in your head since the moment you heard it and now you can drink to the fact that it will probably never not be stuck in your head. “Peeno Noir” aka Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt‘s “ode to black penis” that educated the world on everything that rhymes with noir now has a wine to celebrate its amazingness with. The man who made the song an instant classic Tituss Burgess announced your new favorite wine with a Instagram video. “To be enjoyed by all the fabulous Kings and Kweens. Pinot makes things fun” reads the caption and I have no doubt about that.



Pinot by Tituss, which hails from Santa Barbara, California, can be ordered online for $24.99 a bottle and will soon be available in select stores. Another of the wine brand's Instagram posts¬†gives a little more description with “I'm a little shy at first but… I open up into an approachable, vibrant, sophisticated, lovable bottle of Pinot Noir.” Can you swipe right on an alcoholic beverage? Because I think I just did.

You can break out a glass of Pinot by Tituss when the second season of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt premieres on Netflix April 15. Au revoir.


(Photo: Instagram)